Thanks for the Chaos, Elon — Don’t Let the Doge Hit You on the Way Out

Glowing in today’s GASLight is… Elon Musk — the man who commandeered a wrecking ball taking it to the government, creating chaos for Americans and people in need worldwide.

Farewell from The Government You Sabotaged And The American People You Sacrificed

Let us all raise a cyber-toast to Elon Musk. Or is a fascist salute more appropriate? The man whose official role in government was “none” — yet somehow managed to find his way into dozens of agencies, fire tens of thousands of government employees and access databases holding the personal information of millions of Americans. Bonuses include eliminating agencies investigating his business dealings while pocketing $Billions in new government contracts plus a megaphone to promote his favorite crypto. Here are some of the agencies Musk and his DOGE minions have infiltrated.

• USAID

• The Department of Education

• Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

• Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services

• The Social Security Administration

• The Department Of Defense

• The Department Of Education

• The Federal Aviation Administration

• FEMA

• IRS

• Veterans Administration

• And More...

Yes, it's a long list and it's worth remembering the chaotic effect this has had on tens of thousands of government employees, government computer systems and the services these workers and systems provide to millions of Americans. All while moonlighting as America’s tech bro meme lord. And faux-God of online gaming. Elon might be leaving but his legacy continues. A new Head Of Demolition will take his place and behind the scenes his agency implants will continue to pillage our Government.

Today's cartoon portrays Elon gleefully taking a wrecking ball to the Government and taking Americans for a ride in the process.

F-elon: A Legacy of Wreckage

"Unsafe At Any Speed"

No, Elon. You’re Not the Victim.

Musk’s favorite narrative? That he’s the misunderstood innovator, stifled by bureaucracy.

So it goes something like this:

• “They’re censoring me!” – while running the entire platform.

• “They’re attacking innovation!” – while cashing subsidies.

• “I’m just a meme guy!” – while holding government tech by their public parts.

There can be only one Offfice of Victim in or around Government. And we know who already owns that crown.

A Grateful Nation Bids You Farewell - As In Thank God!

Yes thank you, Elon - for leaving. Though it's not soon enough. Take some time to fix your Cybertruck doors and exploding megarockets you've neglected. Take LOTS of time! We hope you and Floki find peace somewhere — perhaps Mars, or the metaverse. Anywhere really. As long as there's no Starlink connection.

Sarcastically yours,

George